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One Pump

by Daniel Rincón

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  • English (English)
  • Français (French)
  • Español (Spanish)

You know damn well I'm a freak I try my best to make you throw gang signs with your feet Cunnilingus game so good it'll have your week you can hardly speak I've been looking forward to this moment all week You've been up in my ear talking at me all sweet Big game said we're going to have the foundation of your whole house squeak Damn How meek Pulled up to the spot wondering who is going to end up on top I can go either way package on display Sweatpants was gray It ain't a whole lot so I hope and pray But I been told it's just enough to make ones day I even let the easier one out earlier today Forgive me for my crudeness I just want to illustrate my eagerness to do this Show up with total concentration like a monk that's Buddhist Underestimate your boy thats is foolish Let's get to it Because in the language of love you know I speak fluent in 31 languages Fellatio at a ratio of 6 to 9 Cause and effect have tingles up and down your spine Know you want my pickle in your jar like an Artisanal brine that is take my time I'll try my best I think I'll do fine But I'm on the edge like Whiteys holding the blue line Hmmm please tread on me She bought me back to earth and said don't nut on me Coochie got my mouth open wide open like zombie Next thing I know I'm shooting bullets like a Tommy Sharing my seed you can call me a Commie Saw gods face like she laid eyes on me I know I come quicker than the average guy It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide I can try harder if you stay by my side It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride I know I come quicker than the average guy It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide I can try harder if you stay by my side It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride So what's up let me slide I come back stronger weaker men would be petrified I'm unfazed like a roach from the hood hit with pesticides It will take a little more to test my pride I know I'm cute and I know that we vibe So if you feel the same let's try again another time Since when is having whack dick a crime my tongue game good and I spit a hot rhyme Somethings are bittersweet like sugar lime One thing is for sure next try I'll take my Time Read the playbook watch the tape and rewind Just to make your boys D more Devine Go to Kami's house hit the hyperbolic chamber Just to upgrade and max out my Dangler Hit you with the horsepower like a Jeep Wrangler Have your face looking like abstract artwork real colorful and angular Have her like oh man thank you sir Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur For Danny boy, one L can't deter Real colorful and angular Have her like oh man thank you sir Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur For Danny boy, one L can't deter One can only wish But that is one meal this chef can't dish Some might call me selfish But the goal really is orgasmic bliss I make up with it with heart but if you want I'll take the rhino pills from the minimart It would be a start We can pour a glass Pass the gas like a fart I know I come quicker than the average guy It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide I can try harder if you stay by my side It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride I know I come quicker than the average guy It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide I can try harder if you stay by my side It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride

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