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One Pump
by Daniel Rincón
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You know damn well I'm a freak
I try my best to make you throw gang signs with your feet
Cunnilingus game so good it'll have your week you can hardly speak
I've been looking forward to this moment all week
You've been up in my ear talking at me all sweet
Big game said we're going to have the foundation of your whole house squeak
Damn How meek
Pulled up to the spot wondering who is going to end up on top
I can go either way
package on display
Sweatpants was gray
It ain't a whole lot so I hope and pray
But I been told it's just enough to make ones day
I even let the easier one out earlier today
Forgive me for my crudeness
I just want to illustrate my eagerness to do this
Show up with total concentration like a monk that's Buddhist
Underestimate your boy thats is foolish
Let's get to it
Because in the language of love you know I speak fluent in 31 languages
Fellatio at a ratio of 6 to 9
Cause and effect have tingles up and down your spine
Know you want my pickle in your jar like an Artisanal brine that is take my time
I'll try my best I think I'll do fine
But I'm on the edge like Whiteys holding the blue line
Hmmm please tread on me
She bought me back to earth and said don't nut on me
Coochie got my mouth open wide open like zombie
Next thing I know I'm shooting bullets like a Tommy
Sharing my seed you can call me a Commie
Saw gods face like she laid eyes on me
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
So what's up let me slide
I come back stronger weaker men would be petrified
I'm unfazed like a roach from the hood hit with pesticides
It will take a little more to test my pride
I know I'm cute and I know that we vibe
So if you feel the same let's try again another time
Since when is having whack dick a crime my tongue game good and I spit a hot rhyme
Somethings are bittersweet like sugar lime
One thing is for sure next try I'll take my
Time
Read the playbook watch the tape and rewind
Just to make your boys D more Devine
Go to Kami's house hit the hyperbolic chamber
Just to upgrade and max out my Dangler
Hit you with the horsepower like a Jeep Wrangler
Have your face looking like abstract artwork real colorful and angular
Have her like oh man thank you sir
Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur
For Danny boy, one L can't deter
Real colorful and angular
Have her like oh man thank you sir
Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur
For Danny boy, one L can't deter
One can only wish
But that is one meal this chef can't dish
Some might call me selfish
But the goal really is orgasmic bliss
I make up with it with heart but if you want I'll take the rhino pills from the minimart
It would be a start
We can pour a glass
Pass the gas like a fart
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
You know damn well I'm a freak
I try my best to make you throw gang signs with your feet
Cunnilingus game so good it'll have your week you can hardly speak
I've been looking forward to this moment all week
You've been up in my ear talking at me all sweet
Big game said we're going to have the foundation of your whole house squeak
Damn How meek
Pulled up to the spot wondering who is going to end up on top
I can go either way
package on display
Sweatpants was gray
It ain't a whole lot so I hope and pray
But I been told it's just enough to make ones day
I even let the easier one out earlier today
Forgive me for my crudeness
I just want to illustrate my eagerness to do this
Show up with total concentration like a monk that's Buddhist
Underestimate your boy thats is foolish
Let's get to it
Because in the language of love you know I speak fluent in 31 languages
Fellatio at a ratio of 6 to 9
Cause and effect have tingles up and down your spine
Know you want my pickle in your jar like an Artisanal brine that is take my time
I'll try my best I think I'll do fine
But I'm on the edge like Whiteys holding the blue line
Hmmm please tread on me
She bought me back to earth and said don't nut on me
Coochie got my mouth open wide open like zombie
Next thing I know I'm shooting bullets like a Tommy
Sharing my seed you can call me a Commie
Saw gods face like she laid eyes on me
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
So what's up let me slide
I come back stronger weaker men would be petrified
I'm unfazed like a roach from the hood hit with pesticides
It will take a little more to test my pride
I know I'm cute and I know that we vibe
So if you feel the same let's try again another time
Since when is having whack dick a crime my tongue game good and I spit a hot rhyme
Somethings are bittersweet like sugar lime
One thing is for sure next try I'll take my
Time
Read the playbook watch the tape and rewind
Just to make your boys D more Devine
Go to Kami's house hit the hyperbolic chamber
Just to upgrade and max out my Dangler
Hit you with the horsepower like a Jeep Wrangler
Have your face looking like abstract artwork real colorful and angular
Have her like oh man thank you sir
Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur
For Danny boy, one L can't deter
Real colorful and angular
Have her like oh man thank you sir
Make her feel like cotton candy clouds and the finest fur
For Danny boy, one L can't deter
One can only wish
But that is one meal this chef can't dish
Some might call me selfish
But the goal really is orgasmic bliss
I make up with it with heart but if you want I'll take the rhino pills from the minimart
It would be a start
We can pour a glass
Pass the gas like a fart
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride
I know I come quicker than the average guy
It must've been my lunch the full moon or high tide
I can try harder if you stay by my side
It ain't about the ending honey boo it's about the ride