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An Old Man Like Me
by Hans Gruber And The Die Hards
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A ragged old man holds up a sign
The front begs for whiskey, the back the end is nigh
Everyone has an opinion on how to fix his life
But no one asked what he wants
An old man like me, drinks a 4 Loko a day
Alcohol numbs the night, caffeine to stay awake
Ain't no way I'm gonna sleep with
Sodom and Gomorrah around me
Every single night
The footsteps bang
Like hail hitting pavement
The thuds keeping pace
Not to be a hypocrite, but I know my limit
I surpass it each night, cause I can't keep with it
The constant berading eyes and murmurs
Diverted around me
Do they think I'm deaf
Do they think I'm blind
Despite my old age, my body's working fine.
All these drunken 20s, 30s, 40s
All something's
Every single night
The footsteps bang
Like hail hitting pavement
The thuds keeping pace
Do they think I'm deaf
Do they think I'm blind
Despite my old age, my body's working fine
All these drunken fuckers
A ragged old man holds up a sign
The front begs for whiskey, the back the end is nigh
Everyone has an opinion on how to fix his life
But no one asked what he wants
An old man like me, drinks a 4 Loko a day
Alcohol numbs the night, caffeine to stay awake
Ain't no way I'm gonna sleep with
Sodom and Gomorrah around me
Every single night
The footsteps bang
Like hail hitting pavement
The thuds keeping pace
Not to be a hypocrite, but I know my limit
I surpass it each night, cause I can't keep with it
The constant berading eyes and murmurs
Diverted around me
Do they think I'm deaf
Do they think I'm blind
Despite my old age, my body's working fine.
All these drunken 20s, 30s, 40s
All something's
Every single night
The footsteps bang
Like hail hitting pavement
The thuds keeping pace
Do they think I'm deaf
Do they think I'm blind
Despite my old age, my body's working fine
All these drunken fuckers