Song parody of
He's Nae Wehz
by The Doolichters
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He's the strangest lad eh'v ivvur met
An eh've met some weird gehz
Oh he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Love's tae gie it laldy
In he's fantoosh kipper tehz
But he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
He's goin tae be a bricky
At the Kingsway Techy College
The nicht he's up the Gussie Perk
Fur carnival knowledge
Nae wonder fowk are sceptical
Amongst he's many claims
Like he inventit fritters
An' thon stuff fir cleanin drains
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he passed 11 plus
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Come the Dundee fortnight
He's aff tae warmer climes
Wi fehv woodbine
Wi fehv woodbine
Drinkin crème de menthol
An aye chasin efter quines
Dressed tae the 9's
Dressed tae the 9's
He aways taks his lilo
Tae exotical locations
Last year it wis Friokheim
Veha Invergowrie Station
Doon the JM Ballroom
He's a playboy in disgehz
Oh he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he passed 11 plus
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
He's got a Ford Cortina
Wi a heated windscreen washer
The back o' fev
Oot fir a drev
Heidrests an a consol
Noo he's trehn tae grow a tasher
It's no arrehvd
It's no arrehvd
His faethur he jist rolls he's ees
An prays fir bonny skehs
His mither she jist shacks hur heid
Denies the femly tehs
But seein ehm he's brither
Eh've tae pit up wi the lehs
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's no wehz
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he past he's drehvin test
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
He's the strangest lad eh'v ivvur met
An eh've met some weird gehz
Oh he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Love's tae gie it laldy
In he's fantoosh kipper tehz
But he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
He's goin tae be a bricky
At the Kingsway Techy College
The nicht he's up the Gussie Perk
Fur carnival knowledge
Nae wonder fowk are sceptical
Amongst he's many claims
Like he inventit fritters
An' thon stuff fir cleanin drains
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he passed 11 plus
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Come the Dundee fortnight
He's aff tae warmer climes
Wi fehv woodbine
Wi fehv woodbine
Drinkin crème de menthol
An aye chasin efter quines
Dressed tae the 9's
Dressed tae the 9's
He aways taks his lilo
Tae exotical locations
Last year it wis Friokheim
Veha Invergowrie Station
Doon the JM Ballroom
He's a playboy in disgehz
Oh he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he passed 11 plus
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz
He's got a Ford Cortina
Wi a heated windscreen washer
The back o' fev
Oot fir a drev
Heidrests an a consol
Noo he's trehn tae grow a tasher
It's no arrehvd
It's no arrehvd
His faethur he jist rolls he's ees
An prays fir bonny skehs
His mither she jist shacks hur heid
Denies the femly tehs
But seein ehm he's brither
Eh've tae pit up wi the lehs
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's no wehz
Gie him he's due
That laddie trehs
Hoo he past he's drehvin test
Weel abdies mystifehd
Ye dinnae hav tae jine the dots
Tae win a major prehz
Cos he's nae wehz
Naw he's nae wehz