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Salad Days (feat. Lindsey Brett Carothers, Lilli Cooper, Cassie Levine & Solea Pfeiffer)
by Alex Ratner
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Good morning!
6:05, and I'm off to Zumba!
6:13, is my trainer here?
Quarter past, I'll be late for Bikram!
It's a brand new Wednesday!
7:10, take a shot of wheatgrass!
7:12, eat my Luna Bar!
Buckle up for another Wednesday
But not just any Wednesday!
At 12:45, I'll hop a cab to Bloomingdale's
But not because I need the latest trends
At 12:45, the mood is fab at Bloomingdale's
And it's time to punch in
At a monthly luncheon
With my college friends!
Like back in our salad days
When Theta girls were all we knew
Our salad days
When our nerves were raw
And our salads, too!
The holiest of all routines
Was catching up over leafy greens
And Gabrielle planned every single date
When we met, where we went, how we dressed
And what we ate
8:15, double-check the guest list
Half-past eight, call the Maidstone Club
9:02, did the florist cancel?
Oh my god, it's Wednesday!
At 12:45, the girls will be at Bloomingdale's (We will be at Bloomingdale's)
With vegetables in mind to mix and match (Ooh)
At 12:45, it's up to me at Bloomingdale's (You and me at Bloomingdale's)
To uphold tradition
With good nutrition
From the cabbage patch!
Like back in our salad days
When we could schmooze and decompress
Our salad days
Full of baby kale and watercress!
We'd meet for salad, tossed or chopped
Five years out, we haven't stopped!
But is it over?
Was it just a phase?
'Cause after Gabby's wedding (After the wedding)
Is it time to start forgetting
Our salad days?
Salad days!
Good morning!
6:05, and I'm off to Zumba!
6:13, is my trainer here?
Quarter past, I'll be late for Bikram!
It's a brand new Wednesday!
7:10, take a shot of wheatgrass!
7:12, eat my Luna Bar!
Buckle up for another Wednesday
But not just any Wednesday!
At 12:45, I'll hop a cab to Bloomingdale's
But not because I need the latest trends
At 12:45, the mood is fab at Bloomingdale's
And it's time to punch in
At a monthly luncheon
With my college friends!
Like back in our salad days
When Theta girls were all we knew
Our salad days
When our nerves were raw
And our salads, too!
The holiest of all routines
Was catching up over leafy greens
And Gabrielle planned every single date
When we met, where we went, how we dressed
And what we ate
8:15, double-check the guest list
Half-past eight, call the Maidstone Club
9:02, did the florist cancel?
Oh my god, it's Wednesday!
At 12:45, the girls will be at Bloomingdale's (We will be at Bloomingdale's)
With vegetables in mind to mix and match (Ooh)
At 12:45, it's up to me at Bloomingdale's (You and me at Bloomingdale's)
To uphold tradition
With good nutrition
From the cabbage patch!
Like back in our salad days
When we could schmooze and decompress
Our salad days
Full of baby kale and watercress!
We'd meet for salad, tossed or chopped
Five years out, we haven't stopped!
But is it over?
Was it just a phase?
'Cause after Gabby's wedding (After the wedding)
Is it time to start forgetting
Our salad days?
Salad days!
