Song parody of
Centauri in a Pod
by Za's Stair
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This monstrous turd of deprivation
Also cheats on his taxes
This Ukrainian shithump of blandness
Has lost his library card
He's feeling interactive
Down by the railway yard
This Edwardian portrait of syphilitic sadness
Needs to mow another yard
His Imperial Cowpat of Infinite Wanness
Looks disheveled and distraught
He's dealing now in tactics
To keep from being marred
This slovenly sputum from Mercury
Needs to borrow eighteen bucks
This skidmark of restroom wall history
Left his mittens in the mob
He's cruising in from Alpha
Centauri in a pod
Centauri in a pod
This monstrous turd of deprivation
Also cheats on his taxes
This Ukrainian shithump of blandness
Has lost his library card
He's feeling interactive
Down by the railway yard
This Edwardian portrait of syphilitic sadness
Needs to mow another yard
His Imperial Cowpat of Infinite Wanness
Looks disheveled and distraught
He's dealing now in tactics
To keep from being marred
This slovenly sputum from Mercury
Needs to borrow eighteen bucks
This skidmark of restroom wall history
Left his mittens in the mob
He's cruising in from Alpha
Centauri in a pod
Centauri in a pod
