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Crystals

by Murdock & Jack Blerry

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I said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker Said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it I said I'mma hit the plug tonight need to make a deposit I'm just tryna numb the pain fill out prescriptions for the chronic I'mma get the biggest nug and light it up like it's a comet Any strain of Mary Jane to get me bombed like it's atomic Yo I light the blunt when the night begins And I might confront all my likely sins I'm right in front for the fight within My life's a hunt that I might not win Exhale the smoke and my life ascends Blue Dreams evoke the same high as friends Am I ever sober? Well that depends Where the high starts and my psyche ends Depressions on my mind it's getting cold outside I hate this shit I question my design, just give me peace I want a taste of it In order to unwind I gotta smoke about an eighth of it A 9 to 5, wake up rewind, this life I am not made for it I said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker Said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it Toking on Kief, I pipe like a chief Ya don’t want smoke less it come from a leaf Tolerance low, I’m an obelisk though  Vibe with the bros daily at least Tetra Hydro cannabinol, it’s obvious Enter in my lungs having you all coughing up That shit like my beer it clear me up My mind be going rowing Boating saucing cooking up and steering Topics foreign soaring I be on a tangent  Mentally I jump and notice all this Moments turn enormous Short term memory is grabbing on me Man I’m blunted, I forgot what I was saying Fuck it, hazing looking like I’m blasian Still my mind is pacing, body on the couch Took another hit, took another hit I could feel the lift, Murdock whatcha said I said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker Said this weed got so much crystals Swear this shit can heal my chakras So we light the blunt and take a hit When times are feeling darker I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it I said I don't want no weed unless it's got some kief on it If you got it let's start smoking till this planet we off it

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