I Know

Guess who? OHHHHHH SHITTTTT! Ha-ha! People in the place to be! Did y'all miss me? Yo You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show THOUGH You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show SO Walk up to the stage, I'm set Put my fingers round the mic that I just graced with a check Spit some raps at all the randos get them on to my side Couple minutes back somebody asked if i was the sound guy All right I knew this would happen I'm fucking used to it Been at this for three years, technically I'm still new to it Impostor syndrome swarming I chop em off like medusa heads I'm allergic to boring, you got me taking a sudafed Assuming makes an ass of U and Ming which isn't my Chinese name but it's the word for the thing Went to war with armor made of bars, returned with a chink So you can hit me with the slurs and watch me swerve in a blink Cause I'm the lexicon artist, that word player life If I married a writer I'd be a word player's wife But I'd rather be alone with my curses of creativity Than spending energy on another person that isn't me You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show THOUGH You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show SO Even before you speak I see what you mean I'm STILL everybody's favorite mind reading machine But don't come asking for advice cause my opinions SUCK And my prescriptions all consist of NOT GIVING A FUCK But please do come to me and talk to me and sing me your praises If you think I'm dope then give me shows and bring me your stages If you're thinking of getting intimate, well let me rephrase it This the closest that you'll get, short of getting me naked I've predicted interactions had by you and me You hesitate when I ask you to buy a USB "But I'm so old school!" shit I was born in '94 Once upon a time I had a cd player, not anymore And to all of you who share my work And wear my shirts You lovely folks are thereby cursed To know that everything you're saying I predicted it first But I appreciate it anyway which isn't the worst COME ON! You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show THOUGH You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show SO Some people say that I'm a feminist icon (What) I guess I am because I f with the lights on (TMI?) They say that I'm an Asian American activist But I can't rap in Mandarin and I haven't been practicing (Ni hao?) So thanks, but reconsider perhaps? I don't exactly put the role model shit in my raps But I guess I get it it feels good to be represented And I'm happy to represent you if you're feeling like crap That's a fact. If you like me, then I like you This is true. This is your mic, and my mic too And when I spit it, you dig it yeah I already knew Cause that's exactly what you called me to this venue to do, dude So keep the compliments coming It keeps my optimist buzzing lest my belief in my competence drops into nothing It's funny how my confidence is based on your vote And I just told you all about it in this song that I wrote Let's go You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show THOUGH You're the best Yeah I know, I know, I know Killer set Yeah I know, I know, I know I'm impressed Yeah I know, I know, I know Thank you so much for coming out to the show SO LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Yeah but seriously don't ever say that shit to me again I'm just kidding, you can say it