FishTalez (Almost True Story)

First of all I would like to start off with a prayer I thank God for barbecue ribs, my old hound dog snoop Our house up on the hill, me wife and all dem kids Im up early in the am, I got a few places to go Ima slop these hogs then to da fishing hole... I reckon Ill come back with a FishTale or 2... Nothing like the feel of a tug on my line Im goin fishing whether itâs rain or shine Spinner bait, beetle spin, worms on the bottom Crawfish, cricket, or a minnow, and I gottem... Bookoo fish, string, bucket or cooler Spray bug spray or get bit by musketeers... Deese I caught are like minnows, trust what I say You shouldve seen the one that got away! FishTaleZ Maine you shouldve saw that big ole one That got away it was as big as a whale... believe me FishTaleZ Got my spots all over the state But headed to my secret honey hold today Night crawler, red worm, it dont matter Lakes not pressured, hear splashes in the water Fished up my lures had to dig up some bait Clawing like a mad man on the side of the lake Told my wife just a few more throws, that was about 3 hours ago... Now I gotta get up on da back of dis truck Gotta get high up cause my signal dont work Fishing at the lake aint much else to do I reckon Ill come back with a FishTale or 2 Nothing like the feel of a tug on my line Im goin fishing whether its rain or shine Spinner bait, beetle spin, worms on the bottom Crawfish, cricket, or a minnow, and I gottem... Bookoo fish, string, bucket or cooler Spray bug spray or get bit by musketeers... Deese I caught are like minnows, trust what I say You should’ve seen the one that got away! FishTaleZ I promise and swear it was soooo big it just turn around And plop that tale and was gone FishTaleZ Where dem fish at... Xs Where dem fish at... Xs Whistle Whistle Whistle smth smth Snoop come on here boy we gotta get on back Before the Mrs come looking for usâ We got some nice ones dont we? but that FishTaleeeeeee! Nothing like the feel of a tug on my line Im goin fishing whether its rain or shine Spinner bait, beetle spin, worms on the bottom Crawfish, cricket, or a minnow, and I gottem... Bookoo fish, string, bucket or cooler Spray bug spray or get bit by musketeers... Ddeese I caught are like minnows, trust what I say You shouldve seen the one that got away! FishTaleZ I promise and swear it was soooo big it just turn around And plop that tale and was gone FishTaleZ Maine dont you like the smell of the water the sweet sounds of nature While you slip out to that lake unhook that line And begin to cast in the place you know a biggun should be Then all of a sudden blammmmm there he is ahmm there she goes Guess Ima have to teeellll another FISHTAAAAALLEEEEE