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Polyps

by Cattle Decapitation

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An onset of polyps Spurt from the rectum Like a bouquet of red fingers Painful, yet gorgeous So, this is what you get for this life that you've led Your blooming' tulips turning red Pulsating Pappular Protuberance Sessile villous adenoma Deep inside we can see with colonoscopy Stalactitical growths from hardened adipose Formations of bags contain polypular tissue Bursting open, causing anemia Hystilogical tests reveal the presence of cancer Could have been avoided, somebody made a big mistake Substandard diet, consumption of meat led to this disease Atypial polyps bringing you to your knees Polypectomy On total obstructing colorectal cancer Merging tapeworms Make their homes in the polyps Blood, clots, hot enema, dead crotch, worms line the colon Disgusting pig-worms in the polyps Nutrients sucked - broken by solids A flexible sigmoidoscopy Revealing upper G.I. disease Blood, clots, hot enema, dead crotch, worms in the polyps Your colon shuts down Rectus cavernosa Finger-like polyps Stalactyte deposits Caved in, bleeding Time for colostomy Poopshoot re-route To the side Now a bag of excement Is always stripped to your hip Everyone knows it And when you die, you'll be screaming - Why me, Why me, Why me. This could have been stopped This could have been avoided This is what you get for being alive An onset of polyps Spurt from the colostomy hole This time with maggots And hungry anal mites So, this is what you get for this life that you've led Better off dead. Death by polyps.

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