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Please Don't Bomb Me Bro
by Allen Van Wert
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Happy new year from the United Stated
Hope you're doing well, hope your kids are safe
We finally impeached the bigly traitor in chief
But he still dictates our fate through his fat thumbed tweets
It couldn't have happened a moment too soon
To that lunatic, ass lipped, draft dodging tycoon
I see you've raised your red flag of doom
Maybe our thirty six bases in your home upset you
I don't even know where you are on a map tho
So I don't wish to see you being attacked so carelessly
Killing your family
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
I just saw memes about world war III
I wrote in Bernie so don't fuckin' blame me
The top ten percent would even agree
Their kids aint goin' to war for that clown tie Donnie
My uncle Sam says you live in a cave
Have sex with goats and act real depraved
But hes a slave to the media onslaught
The Koch brothers bought to keep us all behaved
I don't even know where you are on a map tho
So I don't wish to see you being attacked so relentlessly
Making you my enemy
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just broke from common healthcare treatments
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
[GUITAR SOLO]
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We aren't government
We're just people (we're just people)
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We just broke from common healthcare treatments
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
Happy new year from the United Stated
Hope you're doing well, hope your kids are safe
We finally impeached the bigly traitor in chief
But he still dictates our fate through his fat thumbed tweets
It couldn't have happened a moment too soon
To that lunatic, ass lipped, draft dodging tycoon
I see you've raised your red flag of doom
Maybe our thirty six bases in your home upset you
I don't even know where you are on a map tho
So I don't wish to see you being attacked so carelessly
Killing your family
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
I just saw memes about world war III
I wrote in Bernie so don't fuckin' blame me
The top ten percent would even agree
Their kids aint goin' to war for that clown tie Donnie
My uncle Sam says you live in a cave
Have sex with goats and act real depraved
But hes a slave to the media onslaught
The Koch brothers bought to keep us all behaved
I don't even know where you are on a map tho
So I don't wish to see you being attacked so relentlessly
Making you my enemy
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just broke from common healthcare treatments
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
[GUITAR SOLO]
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We aren't government
We're just people (we're just people)
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We just broke from common healthcare treatments
Please don't bomb me bro
Send that shit to Mar-a-Lago
We're not government
We're just people workin' three jobs to make rent
