Gun Runner Skit

[Phone ringing] [Fifty] Aww man...who the fuck is callin'?.. I don't even wanna answer this shit...Hello? [Man on phone] Whattup nigga it's Black remember me from way back? we used to go to school together man, I got your number from Heather she said you sell guns, I got beef I wanna see what you got and if I like it I'll cop [Fifty] Damm nigga, you hot you talkin' like you tryin' to get a nigga knocked what time is it? man, it's fuckin' 4 O'clock I shouldn't sell you shit, but Son, meet me on the block I ain't got time to waste man, where this nigga at? I'm in the Brown hooptie, there he go, I see 'em pullin' up slow in the BM I popped my trunk to show him what I'm workin' wit', first I showed him the Teck I told him Niggas give these shits respect but you don't want this, Man these shits is known to jam this is a little smaller here, and a little more common, 9 Millimeter Ruger 16 shots, hollow points will go through ya and this? this here? this is a 12 gauge Mossburg kid, two shots and you can wet like half a block this shit here gets my dick hard, it's a Calicko, it holds a Hundred shots if you can't kill your beef with this you need to stop c'mon, pick somethin' now nigga, you know it's hot [Other Man] Man, stop actin' like that nigga, just show me what you got [Fifty] aight, nigga look, I got Two 380's, one black, one chrome, and 4 glocks they all hold 21 shots look, I done been through all my shit nigga, so tell me what you want [Other Man] (Click clack) It's hard to choose man, I think I'll take 'em all [Fifty] Oh, you gon' do me like that? I got one more piece to show you, my Deringer, I keep it in the small of my back it's a two shot, it's chrome, my initials engraved in it [shots ring off] look at you now, you had to get it your BM? I'm takin' it, shit, you don't need it park it where I can watch it at and see if it got low jack then take it to the chop shop to my Man Kojak he gon' give me more cream so I can cop mo' gats Joe and Duke came through, them niggas copped two Tecks said "Don't go by the gamblin' spot, that shit gon' get wet".