99 Problems

Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me Why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga) Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems All these niggas is havin girl problem, Marq (Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is) Lemme tell you what time is it I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with a ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though Ice in the whole damn herd I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it.. Nah a bitch ain't one I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz Long ends I got a bitch who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show These motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style Of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion All hoes suck cock nigga how you play 'em? That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her Problem number one is gettin money I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill Gettin pussy's just another expense If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one! Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man? (A bitch ain't one) Aww shit! Now let me tell you how to do this shit I got a bitch that loves to G She'll fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves both I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho A bitch that lies A bitch that's true A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2" I got a bitch that's cool A bitch that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily And they love me back - that's why they stay with me So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me No a bitch ain't one (Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!) Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch ain't one Man you got yourself nothin man Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hoes nigga A bitch ain't one I got a problems stayin out here on these streets With the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know? But a bitch ain't one Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records But a bitch ain't one Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one Got problems man All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass f'real Really, niggas worryin about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to worry about