I Do the Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings 14 Moscow Road Osbert's giving champagne parties Sachie's got a cold Gertrude's hanging pictures Alice making tea Me, I do the only thing that still Makes sense to me I do the Rock I do the Rock Rock John and Yoko farming beef Raising protein quota Sometimes they make love and art Inside their dakota Rodney's feeling sexy Mick is really frightfully bold Me, I do the only thing thatstops me growing old I do the Rock I do the Rock Roch I do the Rock Rock Rock Well, it's stimulating Solzhenitzin feels exposed Build a barbed-wirde prison Nietsche's six feet underbut his babies still got rhythm Einstein's celebrating ten decates But I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me I do the Rock I do the Rock Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean Best and Colin Cowdrey Little Mo, Virginia Wade Pistol Pete and O.J. I've always like Di Maggio And Rockne's pretty knute - you know I could never wack a ball with such velocity I do the Rock I do the Rock I do the Rock It's stimulating - I'm a keen student Liz and Dick and Britt and Lisa Jaclyn, Kate and Farah Meg and Roddy, John Travolta Governor Brown and Linda Interwiew and People Magazine Miss Rona and the Queen It must be really frightfull to attract publicity I do the Rock Myself Carter, Begin and Sadat Breznhev, Teng and Castro Eyeryday negotiate us closer to desastro Idi Amin and the Shah And Al Fatah is quite bizarre I could never get the hang of ideoligy I do the Rock I do the Rock I do, I do, I do, do the Rock