Big Weenie

I don't understand Why are you bein' so mean!? You're a mean, mean man! You're just jealous of me 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me 'Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me 'Cause I'm what you want to be 'So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things 'Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close em' You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why do they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening OK now I need your un-divided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned? I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me Is it just because You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright now I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was I fucked up, Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I fucked up ain't it? That I could bust one take Without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth OK You're drooling, you have tooth decay You're mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat for lunch, A bunch of sweets or somethin' What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin' through the gum Your breath stinks, Want to chew some gum? (Yes I do sir what am I on?) You sir are on truth serum [Marshall I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed I'm just absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find out Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own insecurities! You're just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Alright now we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like When he takes two hits of ecstasy 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like Want to check to see? Here's a mirror Notice the resemblance here? Wait let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how bout' now What do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look like I sound like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you I know you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see me lying In the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's no denying That my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges Why are you even doin' this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous My point is this, that if you say mean things, You're weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a You're just jealous of me 'Cause you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just admitting it You walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me 'Cause you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you want to be So you just look like a idiot When you say these mean things 'Cause it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big weenie Fuck off my dick