Well Did You Evah!

Porter Have you heard among this clan I am called the forgotten man ? Well did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard the story of Dexter boy being gypped by love? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is What frails, what frocks What furs, what rocks What gaiety! It's all too exquis That french champagne So good for the brain That band, it's the end! Kindly don't fall down, my friend. Have you heard? professor munch Ate his wife and divorced his lunch. Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard? the countess krupp Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard that mimsie starr Just got pinched in the astor bar? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard that uncle newt Forgot to open his parachute? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this It 's great, it's grand It 's wonderland What soup, what fish That beef what a dish That grouse, so rare That old camembert! That baba au rhum! Will you please move over, chum? Have you heard the poor dear blanche Got run down by an avalanche? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard? it's in the stars Next July we collide with mars. Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is!