All Hat, No Cattle

See that boy standing there by the dance floor He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle And an empty Copenhagen can He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that Well I'll bet one thing's for sure The only stampede that he's ever seen Is the clearance at the western store All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act And go back where he came from 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin' Srugstore-made-up dude So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl He ain't right for you What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand When you get him home Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up And ride with you all night long All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act And go back where he came from 'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done All hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done