As the World Turns

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man) Round and round (As the World turns we all experience things in life) But I wish it would stop and let me off right now (Trials and tribulations that we all must go through) I don't know why this world keep turning (When someone wants to test us when someone tries our patience) Round and round But I wish it would stop and let me off right now I hang with a bunch of hippies And wacky tobacco planters Who swallow lit roaches And light up like jack-o-lanterns Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts 'cause we're dope as f*** and only get a two in the source They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin' a s***, in the warm pool 'til they threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike away 'cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, it was straight to the forty ouncers Slappin' teachers, and jackin' off in front of my counselors Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman F*** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin' And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this b**** in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who me?) Yeah b**** you so big You walked into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started transformin' (rar!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that b**** by her hair Drug her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop While I drop this b**** face down and watch her belly flop I don't know why this world keep turning (as the world turns) Round and round (These are the days of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off right now (These are the things we must go through day by day) We drive around in million dollar sports cars While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards Outsiders, and we suing the courts 'Cause we dope as f*** and only get a two in The Source Hypochondriac, hanging out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blonds be at Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park b**** I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as f*** and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your money And don't try nothin' funny 'Cause you know your stinkin' a** is too fat to try to outrun me I went to grab my gun That's when her a** put it on me Wit' an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass doors Started causin' a scene Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank god I was smokin' crack all day And doped up off coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the b**** and snatch her purse Now I want to kill her But so I gotta catch her first Ran threw alleys, parkin' lots, and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in And shot her f***in' porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the room That's when I seen the bedroom door shut I know you're in there b****! I got my gun c***ed! You might as well come out now She said "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my f***in' leg whole like an egg roll With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick Den den den den den den, go go gadget dick! Whipped that s*** out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage I shouted "Now b****, lets see who gets the best!" Stuffed that s*** in crooked and f***ed that fat slut to death (Ah! ah!) Come here b****! Come here! Take this motherf***in' dick! B****, come here! I don't know why this world keep turning (And as we go along) Round and round (Throughout the days of our lives) But I wish it would stop and let me off right now (We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday) I don't know why this world keep turning (That we must go through) Round and round (These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere) But I wish it would stop and let me off right now I don't know why this world keep turning (Every day every single day the world keeps turning) Round and round