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Cum on Everybody

by Eminem

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Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um, twelve This is my dance song, can you hear me? Alright, turn my headphones up My favorite color is red, like the blood shed In Curt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a wardrobe with an orange robe I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs at your show I just remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it I freestylin' ever verse that I spit 'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit I told the doc that I need a change in sickness I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my L-P on your Christmas wish list You want to get high, here bitch just sniff this Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why I write songs where I die at the end 'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck" I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry I'm bored out of my gord So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage And if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit 'Cause they think I'm a motherfuckin' Beastie Boy So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like, "Gee, I don't know he might be." I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster, peace out Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out 'till I started bustin' Freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick Made a couple of crank calls collect I wanna make songs on a fellas dub And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset Cum on everybody get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight Cum on everybody, get down tonight

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