Let Me Entertain You

Hey it's a sell out - hey Let me welcome you Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to say hello Are you ready for some entertainment? Are you ready for a show? Gonna rock you gonna roll you Get you dancing in the aisles Jazz you, razzmatazz you With a little bit of style C'mon let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you I've come here to sell you my body I can show you some good merchandise I'll pull you and I'll pill you I'll crueladeville you And to thrill you I'll use any device A ha ha ha haa We'll give you crazy performance We'll give you grounds for divorce We'll give you piece de resistance And a tour de force of course We found the right location Got a lot of pretty lights The sound and the amplification listen Hey if you need a fix if you want a high Stickells I'll see to that With Electra and EMI We'll show you where it's at So c'mon let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you Just take a look at the menu We give you rock a la carte We'll breakfast at Tiffany's We'll sing to you in Japanese We're only here to entertain you If you want to see some action You get nothing but the best The 'S' and 'M' attraction We've got the pleasure chest Chicago down to New Orleans We get you on the line If you dig the New York scene We'll have a son of a bitch of a time C'mon Let me entertain, let me entertain Let me entertain you tonight Hey where's my backstage pass ? Hey that Brian May he's outta sight man Hey that was a bit of alright wasn't it Outrageous costumes Not many not many And I always wanted to be in opera Oh man I could give you lessons if you like