Crack a Bottle

Ladies and gentlemen The moment you've all been waiting for, In this corner, weighing a hundred and seventy five pounds, With a record of seventeen rapes, four hundred a**aults, and four murders, The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world: Slim Shady! [Chorus] So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers? I noticed there's so many of them And there's really not that many of us. Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust. It's on till the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk OK, let's go Back with Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks It's a must I redeem my name and haters get mushed. B****es lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. It's ridiculous you curse at the thought Cause when I spit the verse the s*** Gets worse then Worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes. [Chorus] Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my! You ain't got to tell me why you're sick 'cause I know why. I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre. I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they sick of me. But hey, what else can I say? I love LA. Cause over and above all, it's just another day And this one begins where the last one ends. Pick up where we left off and get smashed again. I'll be dammed, just f***ed around and crashed my Benz. Driving around with a smashed front end Let's cash that one in. Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I know. Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decisions Garage looks like Precision Collision. Or Maaco beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though [Chorus] And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent! It's bottle after bottle The money ain't a thing when you party with me It's what we into it's simple We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm Bring the Shaun Dawn burn marijuana do what you want N**** on and on till the break of what Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a f*** I spend it like it don't mean nothing Blow it like its supposed to be blown Motherf***er I'm grown I stunt I style I flash the s*** I gets what the f*** I want so what I trick Fat a** burgundy bags cla**y s*** Jimmy Choo shoes I say move a b**** move [Chorus]