The Palladium

Aiyyo what's goin on it's Ahmad on the microphone Bout to tell y'all about the Palladium Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house Kick it [Ahmad] Yo it's the end of the day and it's Friday (hey) Ahmad how bout a show to the stadium (what) you know what the Palladium (It's cool) We can't get faded, oh that's right you don't drink but there's a better incentive, it won't cost, you know the hoe swing Well I said guess I guess It's better to flex than be at home watchin "Chips" I'd rather watch chicks I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her Hugh Hefner's no joke, he's too heavy for my kind I play blind and went out lookin for my type That's right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina Coolin at the bar with her friend Tina Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin like Bobby Bonilla Bought a pina colada and got another Reached in my pants pocket, (??) riches (?) on paper Saw a cutie 'cross the room, went on another caper I approached her, she started havin fits It was the pits - cause this chick thought she was the shit My homey Kay said let's go Ahmad ain't even fadin it y'all, cause it's cool at the Palladium [Chorus] At the Palladium, yo it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 3X} At the Palladium, yo it's a great show At the Palladium.. word [Ahmad] Yo it's Friday the Palladium (whattup) what a great show Kids chillin like nerds couldn't get in so they sittin on curbs Cars rollin by deep, you couldn't miss 'em Tempers start stowin so brothers start throwin fists at fights I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxers Rock stars in limos stretch, smokin cess I walk in and see brothers and broads causin havoc Havoc and mayhem both straight from the West coast Most of the dancers are housers Some a few freaks freakin, guys playin to get laid this weekend Speak of the devil, better put in my bid But first get rid of this chick, she's on my testicles Cause Ahmad is the God, I don't test no hoes I just maintained and step in the vestibule Be reminiscent of disses I'm throwin body blows to weak rappers and tossin 'em to the fishes Then callin Mrs., Bla Bla Blah Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin smoke so I choked him Uhh, I'm just givin my respects, leave my condolences Like when I'm bowlin, I'm bowlin strikes, I never miss yikes - I gotta go cause they flowin I think it's my day So chill and let's groove at the Palladium Friday [Chorus] [Ahmad] Kick it yo I'm still cool at the Palladium show Yellin out yo's with my bros and steady clockin the hoes But now it's two o'clock I'm ready to split Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin it hard w/ Betty Smith or Johnson, fuck it it don't matter Just want to climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter Cause I'm smooth, never obnoxious, chillin That's why ya never live to hear me rushin while I'm bustin Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both So now you see me, taggin asses like graffiti And on the next day I'll be rested, exhausted Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party [Chorus] At the Palladium, yo it's a great show At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 11X} At the Palladium, yo it's a great show At the Palladium.. word [Ahmad] That's Ahmad and the Joneses We on this mic, for the nineties We out, peace