Lyrics:
that she was alone
So she wandered into a vaudeville show
She should have known it'd be bad
She saw the name that it had
The Straight Razor Cabaret
He has been composing again, late at night
Not this cheap Vaudeville trash, something glorious
For, for me?
Continue to work hard
Make yourself
Well hello Joe, what do you know
I just got back from a vaudeville show
Do-hoo you sing and dance
I-hi'll take a chance
We-ell OK let us go.
Well, hello, Joe, what do you know?
I just got back from a vaudeville show
Do you sing and dance?
I'll take a chance
Well, okay, let us go
She's a feline tormentor, not any vaudeville wife
But with a drunk-town lament he leads her a miserable life
But when he's full of that
loving ways
That certain party of mine
Hey Dean, remember the old time Vaudeville
Around nineteen twenty-four? Why, sure I do?
With those corny jokes
The Mecca of the trade.
When you had played the Palace,
You knew that you were made.
So, I hope you understand my wondrous thrill,
'cause Vaudevilles
DM) Sure she has got loving ways
DM) That certain party of mine.
JL) Hey Dean, remember the old time Vaudeville around 1924?
DM) Why sure I do
JL) With
in vaudeville, see? I worked everything
in, ah on the key circuit ‘s to be worked. They kept me on ‘leven years.
I worked everything on this side
Well hello Joe, what do you know
I just got back from a vaudeville show
Do-hoo you sing and dance
I-hi'll take a chance
We-ell, OK let us go
with the best
With circus acts and vaudeville hacks
And the Mississippi Delta Queen
She told me the news and sold me her blues
In an alley in New Orleans
and fey
They'd work her to exhaustion propelled by benzedrine
Then call her unreliable if she would miss a scene
From vaudeville in Grand Rapids
Vaudeville Valley
With his hand up smothering your screams
And he'll screw you down in Tin Pan Alley
In the city of a billion dreams, get out
Are you with me on this people?
The man with the woman head
Polynesian wallpaper made the face stand out,
a mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville
A barrel of charm
A fabulous thrill
The biggest little headline
In vaudeville
Presenting...in person...
That 3' foot 3
Bundle of dynamite...
Baby...June!
tears for you to see
Misery, misery,
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!
Next upon the bill in our House of Vaudeville
We've a stripper in a till
The tables covered in beer
Showbiz whines, minute detail
Its a hand on the shoulder in Leicester Square
Its vaudeville pub back room dusty
anywhere -- Seed of day
Everyone's grown -- Feel the change
Up so big they can share -- Know the Way
The vaudeville generals cavort on the stage
When you were a little girl
I've taken Lassie for walkies
When she was the pup that Vaudeville threw up
And destiny lead her
Hand in paw to somewhere
and flows away from me
My love is a stream
Your love is a vaudeville show
So charming and obscene
We both had our moments
We both had our fun
And then I
I play
My clown's tambourine
I'm sitting here
In a funny old
Costume and I'm
Feeling like a
Old vaudeville
minstrel show
entertainer in
V. Vaughn, the traveling Vaudeville Villain
Who don't give a flyin' fuck who ain't not feelin' him
Watch what ya dealin' him, ace, king, death card
4 and 21 crows
None go south
For the supper when a punk goes out
Checkerboard of mothballed death-forms
Hauled via vaudeville canes
And encased
Emberly
Pull dog sleds and exhume Dead Kennedys
Bet, moth into kerosene awful
A caution to straw men lost on vaudeville
A-morally mixing business with
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