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Tańczę polskie tango
Nogi w błocie mam, bo Odra to grząskie bagno
Narodowe barwy mamy jak Santa Claus
I to ma sens, bo przestałem wierzyć w Polskę
sleep right next to you, wake up
Summer's on the rise, you better catch me by surprise
I might not be Santa Claus but I'll still bring you christmas
still remembers when he was adored
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus
Ho, ho, hos are easy when you're young
But every year gets harder one by
(Oh) yes, I'll be kissing Santa Claus
(Oh) it wasn't mommy after all
Ho, ho, ho, look at me go
Ho, ho, ho, sleigh my name
Ho, ho, ho, look at me go
But all the hoe shit still so smelly
Belch wrong, get your throat slashed
Nigga, broke ass, where's your cash?
Nigga, Santa Claus with no bag
Nigga,
I believe in Santa Claus
I hope that you do too
'Cause Santa Claus believes in you
I believe that children know more than you think they do
Mommy... I think Santa tooted...
WELLLLLLLLL
Let's go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let's go fartin in a Santa suit and have us
Bandit Claus (a Christmas story part 1)
This is a Christmas story, episode one Rembunction!
Iz war with me and Santa Claus
ch don't like him (no ah
everyday Santa Claus
So, baby, come quickly
It's starting to heal me
I need my old Santa Claus
Well, if this is what the season is bringing, then
I
spreads his special cheer
In just one night he makes it clear that
Santa Claus is always here
Santa Forever ever and ever
He’ll never be gone
He’ll live
I saw Mommy kissin' Santa Claus
underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that
Last year I hung by stocking by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything.
Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor rudolf
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolf with your
Love to stay here yackin'
But I'm humpin'
I got a cause
No time to pause
They call me Claus
Hoah, call me Santa
Call me Kringle
Call me Old
And to my delight
I high tail it to the living room
Like zoom
I don't know
But sumthin aint right
Santa Claus must ain't came yet
Cause I ain't seen not
Bartholomew, get your ass over there and go take a picture with Santa Claus
Ho ho ho!
Hey little fella
Hey Santa
Tell Santa, what do you want
times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I am telling you why
Santa Claus is comin'
I saw Santa Claus on
The corner buying crack
I ran up on him with the gat and
Asked him "yo what's up with that?"
He said "there ain't no Christmas
saw me kissing Santa Claus ,
I don't really care
I just wanna feel ya body
Let me be your naughty
Little Thottie
(Laugh)
Every year, droppin off
to some sandy shores last May opened my mind
To my surprise there was a man of considerable size
I Saw Santa Surfing
Sporting red shorts and a red
Claus ain't daddy
Then I'm gonna tell on them
Well, Santa looked a lot like daddy
Or daddy looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
scho~ool
'cause Santa Claus is watchin' you
(He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
Well, every Christ-a-mas Eve he climbs on his sled fulla toys
And spreads
've been fucked since I was like nine
Santa don't know if I'm naughty or nice
My mom left me and that was the cause
I don't give a fuck, I'm with Santa Claus
Oh, I wish it was '99
When I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn't go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit up
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