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Our love story
Could be kinda gory
Far from boring
We'd meet at a post
Apocalypse~

Yeah, I'd be slowly walking
In a group stalking you
You'd be the only man alive
That I
Could not resist~

Then all of your friends
They'd try to kill us
But only because
They'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's~

Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, ooh~

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya~

You'd be hiding in
A second floor apartment
Knocking all the stairs down
To save your life
From the undead~

Double barrel shotgun
Taking out the slow ones
Then you'd see the passion burning in my eye
And I'd keep my head~

Then all of your friends
They'd try to kill us
But only because
They'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than Edward and Bella's~

Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, ooh~

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya~

And I'd I try
Not to bite and infect you
Because
I respect you too much
That's why I'd wait until we got married~

Oh, and our happiest days would be spent
Picking off all your friends
And they'd see
A love this deep won't stay buried~

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, ooh~

If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brain
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya~~

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Submitted by: Ashwing on December 20, 2020