[Dave] Yeah, I gotta talk from the heart right now [Rob] Talk about my true love [Andrew] I wanna do that also [Roomie (obviously autotuned)] Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [Dave] I hate my fans But I love money I think my fans are awful humans and they choose to fund me When I get a message saying I've impacted someone's life It's just like "Oh my God! I hate you!", and then I attach a virus I use my fans to pay rent I use my fans to pay rent I take donations but let me be clear I hate them 100% If you're listening, then I definitely hate you But then also know you are the reason I am making paper. Sing it! [Chorus] This is the Real Me! You should take it seriously [Dave] Hate my fans, love money [All] Whoaa, oh oh [Rob] I love bagels Breakfast, dinner, lunch, I love bagels Dessert, late snack, brunch, I love bagles You can come to my house and eat bagels for fun, I live at 1060 West Addison 60613 Chicago Illinois, USA You can meet me there, but on weekdays I'm never there from 4 till 8 [Chorus] [Rob] Doughnuts are just dessert bagels to me [All] Whoaa, oh oh (MLG AIRHORN 420) [Andrew] I like rocks! Sandstone! Limestone! Quartz! This kind! Wait? Is Quartz a rock or a gem? Wait? Are gems rocks? I like both!! [Chorus] [Andrew] You know what rocks? Geology! [All] Whoa- [Roomie] I like to steal! I steal everything that's not nailed down Then I steal the nails 'cause you know that I don't joke around, I don't joke around Because I take things literally You think your things are your things, Well I think differently. I steal your dairy products, now it's not-yo-cheese I'm dangerous except during safe robberies If you say take a seat, I steal your chair. I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there. I steal your kitchen utensils, it's a whisk worth taking I'm so strong I don't lift weights, I do shop-lifting I open a restaurant, spicy chicken wings Order takeaway from me, and I take away your things [Chorus] [Roomie] I get everything for free [All] Whoaa, oh oh This is the real us, Everything we say, you can trust Doin' it all for our subs [Dave] (Except for me!) [All] Whoaa, oh oh
Submitted by: Izzny121 on January 01, 2018
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