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Be on the lookout for Buchanan and Goodman
Last seen wearing

(Black denim trousers and motorcycle boots)

Look out, they're after us
Let's get outta here

Are you Buchanan and Goodman?
Yes, we are

(Hello, hello again)

Well, this is a summons
You're under arrest

This is John Cameron Cameron in court

The trial of Buchanan and Goodman is now in session
Is the district attorney ready?

(I'm ready, I'm ready, ready Teddy, I'm ready)

Call the first witness
What is your name

(They often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mr. Earl)

What is your complaint against
Buchanan and Goodman

(They wouldn't give me a ride in their flying saucer)

Call the next witness

What took you so long ?

(I crashed in the jungle)

Your honor, I object
What have you got to say ?

(Tutti fruitti, oh, rooty)

Order in the court
Call the next witness
Aren't you Skinny Dynamo?

(Yes, indeed it's me)

Buchanan and Goodman
Have you anything to say?

(You ain't nothing but a hound dog)

Order, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
 you may leave the room

(Meanwhile back in the jury room)

We return you now to the courtroom
where the judge is saying to the jury:

(Ooly pop a cow pop a cow pop a cow cow)

And the jury is saying to the judge:

(Ooly pop a cow pop a cow pop a cow cow)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
Have you reached a verdict

(Yeah, lalalala, yeah)

We find them not guilty

This is John Cameron Cameron again
And now what are you going
To do with that summons ?

(I'm gonna rip it up, I'm gonna rip it up)

This is John Cameron Cameron
And this is the judge saying

(That's all there is to that).

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Submitted on: July 31, 2020