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He came to me, took my hand
And kissed it,
Then, knelt at me my feet…
“Please, Master, show me the way.”

“errr…. Ok…. Errr… show me what you can do….”
Well, I didn’t know what else to say…
And everything exploded into a whirlwind of fireworks…
Space and time melted into an endless universe of chocolate…

…. Very evenly mixed with them little flying saucers filled with sherbert
“Master, am I worthy?” again he kisses my hand…
I tell myself I’m wrong….
But that felt like he was tonguing me….

“SO! Prowess is the test….”
Swords appear and fly at me….
Damn they are sharp… I danced like I never danced before…
My arms fly… desperate not to end up as a kebab…

I jump and spin and land, breathless..
Brand new haircut and newly circumcised….
And an axe lands where I wasn’t circumcised a moment ago…
Oh, lucky me.

The attack stops… he kneels… kisses…
And is definitely a tongue, getting very familiar….
“I have failed, I forfeit all…”
And plunges a sword toward his heart….

STOP…. WAIT….
You’ve mistaken me for someone else…
I came here to be YOUR student.

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Submitted by: ezzatdanielnesseim on February 10, 2020