Me and my best friends We love jerking off But its November So we had to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But its November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin' Ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' For thirty days in No nut November Can't bust 'till December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no Jergens Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clear like a crystal Yo Freddie, bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick, I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no poots, fuck the cops I don't care what they say, my cum will always stay In my big fat balls, they ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't, it's a chant to the silly old God Make me cum when he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain, my girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot, but I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'till the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch, I can't wait till I masturbate It's my only fate Hoe, I ain't spankin' no monkey Hoe, I ain't chokin' no chicken Hoe, I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions (Woo) I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God, I won't blow another load till December Cold all Winter (Yeah), throw away your lubrication Spread the word of No Nut November through the-nation I ain't touchin' my penis, I am not grabbin' myself On the set, I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt, yeah, bitch Rollin' through the cut Trying not to bust, feel it in my gut All of my cum, has somewhat turned to dust Take me back to September, 'cause it's No Nut November Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper in my sheets I didn't mean, to stimulate it My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep This don't even count, didn't mean to skeet Never beat my meat Had to wash my sheets 'cause I tossed all of my seeds Me and my best friends, we love jerking off But it's November, so we have to stop Me and my good pals, love a good bust But it's November, so we cannot nut
Written by: Lani May
Submitted on: November 15, 2019
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