MY CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY As I look at the clock, it’s a quarter to four I put on my uniform and head for the door I stop by the bong and take a deep puff Then I hit another cause one is not enough Now I’m running and screaming down A1A I pass the bus in the left hand lane Shout at the tourists to get out of my way This fucking job is driving me insane My current speed is right at 83 Here goes my contribution to society My current speed is right at 83 Here goes my contribution to society Ever think that maybe I’m alive? Then why the hell won’t you just leave a five? I’m your prostitute not your fucking slave The difference is - prostitutes get paid No, I don’t want to serve you your big fried shrimp I’m your waiter not your fucking gimp Who the hell do you think you’re whistling at? Eat your clam strips - make you big and fat What’s your early big special, my forks got a spot Where’s my tartar sauce, my coffee’s not hot Can we get a booth, can we get more bread How ‘bout a nice fresh kick in the head My dinner count is right at 63 That’s my big contribution to society My dinner count is right at 63 That’s my big contribution to society Ever think that maybe I’m alive? Then why the hell won’t you just leave a five? I’m your prostitute not your fucking slave The difference is - prostitutes get paid I try to clock in but I can’t find my time card It was right here last night it shouldn’t be that hard Here it is on the floor all sticky and sour I punch in so I can make two dollars an hour I pick my section, I’m stuck in the back room Ten sauce trays to fill, got to wash my shirt soon First table of mine is anxious to meet me Cause they’re in a big rush and they want some sweet tea! Next table of mine is down on vacation They have come here from Georgia to see Disney’s great nation They’ve got plenty of money but they need it for later So you know that their plan is to just stiff their waiter Last table of the night comes in right at ten They stay until midnight and leave five percent My dinner count is right at 43 That’s my big contribution to society My dinner count is right at 43 That’s my big contribution to society Ever think that maybe I’m alive? Then why the hell won’t you just leave a five? I’m your prostitute not your fucking slave The difference is - prostitutes get paid Ever think that maybe I’m alive? Then why the hell won’t you just leave a five? I’m your prostitute not your fucking slave The difference is - prostitutes get paid
Written by: Joel Jenkins
Submitted by: herd_recs on June 11, 2019
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