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Well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less 
than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't and up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead,
I take my chances.
I've died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a talk building,
I might time a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
who made Redford such a star.

I never spent much time in school
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay. Hey Hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I wind up hittin' the hay,
it's only hay. Hey Hey!

I might jump from an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
who made Eastwood look so fine.

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Submitted on: July 18, 2016