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gonna put my dogs up 
take a rest 
shoot the phone 
change my address 
I'm gonna stay out of sight 
cuz something about the moon ain't right 

i'm having feelings 
i cant control 
like there's a python 
lurking in my soul 
so lock the doors up tight 
cuz something about the moon ain't right 

i'm through with taking that medication 
i'm giving in to my infatuation 
don't you see my blood is beginning to boil 
so cover all the windows with aluminum foil 

i got my whiskey and my gun 
you and me babe, we gonna have us some fun 
if it takes all night 
cuz something 'bout the moon ain't right 

i lost my job 
thats fine with me 
the postal service ain't what it used to be 
well they was never that bright 
when something about the moon aint right 
hey baby 
where do you think you're going?
you know i'd never let you leave me all alone 
i don't mean to seem impolite 
but something funky about this here moon ayyh 

i know exactly where things is heading 
i'm getting ready for the armageddon 
jesus done told me just what to do 
to make a little piece of heaven for me and you 
and now the swat team has arrived 
goddamn you'll never ever take me alive 
well this will take all night 
cuz something about the moon ain't right

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Submitted on: January 31, 2018