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When i first met you everything seemed so great
I’d count the days from now ‘til our next date
And even after our very first special kiss
I never realised that I’d signed up for this
For a while I tried to just put up with it
But then I realised that you didn’t give a shit
And now being with you is like a constant test
Just for once could you please give it a rest

Sure i’ll put down the toilet seat,
But this relationship isn’t a one way street
You keep saying i’m the one who’s lazy
But your backseat everything is driving me crazy

I can’t stand this any more
How ‘bout we break up
Avoid another tragedy
Before we’re shaken up
And i scratch my head
For where i’ve heard your voice before
That’s when it comes to me
You sound just like the dog barking next door

That’s the last time that you’ll tell me what to do
I’m sick of having my life run by you
All those times that you acted like a bitch
That’s just another thing i’m not gonna miss
And all the things you do to keep on breaking my heart
It’s all the proof i need that we’ve drifted apart.
So perhaps i should say that i’ll end it all here
And it hurts me to see that you won’t even shed a tear

Maybe i’ve just misunderstood
It’s been a while since we even had something good
You want me to be somebody else
Then you can just get out and go and find him yourself

Woof!... Ahwoof!

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Submitted by: nicholash.27462 on October 03, 2023