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Ruv:
You've pushed quite a lot of buttons while I was away, huh?
Well you really should've just run away or joined the church while you could
But you decided to pull a struggle. So here we are

Bf:
Bop bop bee pa?!

Ruv:
Name's Ruv by the way. But that is the last name you will probably be hearing after this
I would be too tired to do these kind of stuff.
But... I have to do what I'm meant to do
I'd say break a leg but I might end up breaking yours literally and I'm going to make this as painful as possible for you... and your little girlfriend

Bf:
!!!

[Zavodila Begins]

Ruv:
Bring down the house of God
Bring down the house of God

Bf:
Beep bap bap beep bap bop
Beep bap bap beep bap bop

Ruv:
Hoist by your own petard
Hoist by your own petard

Bf:
Beep bap bap beep bap bop
Beep bap bap beep bap bop

Ruv:
Desecrating our haven, you defiled our sanctuary
Now you'll learn the grace of God to Sin is merely temporary
He shall turn the other cheek
When I bring to an end your final week

Bf:
Bebobebap babebabop babobabobabobabeep
Bopbobapbobapbopbapbob
Bopbeepbopbeepbopbeepbopbap
Bobobobobobobobo
Beepbobeepbobapbobapbo
Bobobeepbo bobobeepbo
Beepbobeepbo bapbobapbo

Ruv:
Earthquakes and Thunderstorms
Bass smashing through the floor
You will learn just what's in store
When your Sin you answer for

Bf:
[Typing out all of the things Boyfriend is saying is kinda tiring, so imma just type something funny for each one]

Ruv:
Such vile vitriol
To our ministerial
She welcomed you into our home
You spurned our faith now you'll atone

Bf:
*beep boop bap noises*

Ruv:
Bring down the house of God
Bring down the house of God

Bf:
Beep bap bap beep bap bop
Beep bap bap beep bap bop

Ruv:
Hoist by your own petard
Hoist by your own petard

Bf:
Beep bap bap beep bap bop
Beep bap bap beep bap bop

Ruv:
I ask for forgiveness for the Sin of Wrath I'm now committing

Bf:
*microwave noises*

Ruv:
But I must punish every sacrilegious bar this child is spitting

Bf:
*spitting sacrilegious bars*

Ruv:
Hallowed be thy name
The Zavodila shall now end this game

Bf:
*dialup sounds*

Ruv:
In the name of God in Heaven,
This lost boy I must detain!

Bf:
*dialing a number on a phone noises*

Ruv:
Earthquakes and Thunderstorms
Bass Smashing Through

[Bass Smashes Through]

I have no choice but to do
A disciple's job and discipline you

Bf:
*fire alarm sounds*

Ruv:
Cast down the wicked one
For the father and the son
I'll come to our faith's defense
You'll pay for your irreverence!

Bf:
*finishing beep boop baps*

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Submitted by: FloraTheGato on November 21, 2022