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[SMG4 Intro]

Luigi: Hey!
[Waluigi turns]
Luigi: 
*Luigi Noises* (Waluigi... I'm sick of Mario... And everyone treating me like a no-body...)
*More Luigi Noises* (Instead of being a B-Class hero...)
*Still More Luigi Noises* (I want to be a B-class villain, like you!)
*Just Guess* (Will you teach me your ways?)

Waluigi:
Have you ever captured a hero?

Luigi:
No

Waluigi:
Have you ever... umm...
Kicked an old man?

Luigi:
[Sad Tone] No

Waluigi:
Hmm... we're going to have you a lesson in...
How to be a villain!

[Pulls out a saxophone and starts playing]

WAH!
[Spooked Luigi noise as Waluigi Wahs to "We Are Number One"]

Imma number one!
WAH!
Imma number one!

Now listen closely
Luigi: Okay
Waluigi:

If you wanna be like Waluigi...
Then you're gonna have to listen to me!
If being an evil villain is your goal...
Then you have to be a big asshole.

Wah hah hah

First, change your speech ad "WAH" around!
Make sure to only make that sound!
Luigi: Weegee?
Waluigi: No, no, no, not like that!
WAHHHH!!
Frankie The Toad: AH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! AH!
Luigi: Wow!
[Turns to Bowser and makes a Luigi chuckle]
wah.
[Bowser punches Luigi with a "BEWM" sound effect]

[Waluigi kicks a mailbox of a house he set on fire]
[Luigi kicks a rock 2 inches away, making an evil Luigi laugh]
Waluigi:
Imma number one!

Wah hah hah
Now look at this Bob-Omb that I just bought
When I say Wah...
Be ready to THRAH!

WAH!
[Luigi throws Bob-Omb at Waluigi]
THROW IT AT HIM, NOT ME!
Errr... Let's try something else
[Bob-Omb goes kaboom]

Now listen here... Throw this shell!
It sure to make him go through hell!
Wah hah hahh!
[Luigi throws the Blue Shell at Mario]
[The Blue Shell turns around and goes towards Waluigi because "Waluigi Is Number One"]
Wait what? Wait what, no! NOO!!!
[Shell hits Waluigi]

[Insert Waluigi and Luigi trying to capture Mario as We Are Number One continues to be sung in Wahs]

[Waluigi forces Luigi into Sphaghetti costume]
Luigi: Waaaah! Oooooohoohoo!
Waluigi: Wah hah hah hah!

Mario: Hmm?
[Mario sees the "Spaghetti"]
Luigi: Noo!
Mario: WOAH!
[Mario starts, err, 

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Submitted by: FloraTheGato on October 19, 2022