Good Bye Dave
by White Phat JE$u$
Good Bye Dave Yo… Dave… why it always look, shook? like you just woke up and rolled up outta cave? Now listen up Little Dickie, this shit’s not that tricky, just try’n to catch your eye, looking for my break, foreal… no lie… I’m in Ohio where there’s we got room for just the one Dave… and and it goes to my man Dave Chappelle… and if he were ever to compare us…in all due an fairness, I’d come out smelling like “I’m Rick Jame’s!” And you’d come out smelling like your Buck Nasty’s Aunus. Loose and sloppy, like you mama are raps too weak, not just boreline’n they’re below bar and need’n a tweak. Mine aren’t just sick… and no they’re not just vicious…. like racist food queen the disgraced Paula Deen’s busicuits… both buttery and delicious, yet so fresh and so clean clean. Me? I’m on fleek, you? just a geek… and Not to be to brutal but market is open and your stock’s gonna fall, like a… ball and rock in sock dropped from a 5000 feet, now in total f*****g free fall. And when come to d**k size don’t even get started, when his girlfriend asks, did you stick it in my a*s … Nope?… well?… then guess she probably just farted, don’t get me started, you need to drop the mic and denounce being an artist…cause your argent just called and he said as rapper that you’ll never flourish, and to you should change your career path and that you’d He said try being a florist, and if times get tough, find a gay bay and go blow gay tourist. genital comparison well there’s no comparing when one’s a beef frank and the other’s a mistake…let’s be honest , yours looks micro and riddled with disease… plus there’s the litlle gem, and your sissy ass gots to sit down everytime he or she’s needs to pee’s, come on, trick please, ask for mercy on not one but bothe knees. Beside, being compared to me, you would never ever dare, mines a girthty hog and next to your well… what look like an acorn with hair. chum in the water and this jaws is a chargin’ I’m the fucking Yankees, whipping your ass, who lets call you a Marlin. I’m the penthouse view, you just some vomit down on street…Your style is way whack and down right sketchy yep… just as I deduced…mom’s spaghetti and not even close to my sweater If the look your shooting for is Stupid or maybe geek, Bro, you got it down, but it your s**t ain’t sheek And since you reek like a dog shit on clown if this shit ever hits, you should turn states, and officially change it to Charlie Brown. So yeah you rich, jewish and pretty famous meanwhile I’m sidelined here broke down, bored, and fame-less, ….shameless… I’m here in Akron, you east side of Manhattan Why it took this long for me to be discovered should knock you down flat. Here I am, damn near shoeless, and how to get out I’m clueless…Ask any Jackson, like maybe Bo or Joe, My flows just gleam’n like J Fox as QB Willy Beamen I rap like a deamon and by way I really just look’n for a meeting. Holla Back
Written by: John Enderby
Submitted by: JohnWilliam.Enderby on October 09, 2021
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