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I may be normal, but I'm no average girl
There's no one like me in this Pokémon world
So choose me, baby, come on, give me a whirl!
I'll be your heart! Your soul! Your diamond and pearl!
They say an Eevee is a trainer's best friend
A ball of versatile fluff
You can make me fit your favorite trend
Be it fire, ice, or other stuff!
I can evolve to match most any taste
The PURRfect fit for your team
Use a stone, show some love!
I can fit like furry gloves!
And then you'll see that I can be whatever you need me to be!
Some like it hot, some like it wet
Some love the shock, I'm yours to change!
Evolving day and night! (Watch out, I bite!)
I'll satisfy your needs, no matter how strange!
So choose me, baby, please don't "leaf" me behind!
I guarantee I'm your type!
And I~may play cold, but only if you don't mind
And I enjoy a triple-Pokémon-fight!
Come be my master, I'm your Dream-world come true!
I've got a lot of E-X-P!
I love competing (and some breeding!)
I'm the Pokémon that you're needing!
I'll be your Sylveon!
I'm your charming Pokémon!
I'll be~!
Whatever you need me to be~~!

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Submitted on: February 14, 2021