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This one's for you No one,

I met her on the highway in September.
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper with Miss Piggy,
and I knew no guy would ever love her more.

I promised her I'd stay with her forever.
She said to me our love would never die.
But who'd have thought she'd freak out with her guru.
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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