This one's for you Him, I met her on the highway in September. I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore. She was crashin' through the guardrail with Miss Piggy, and I knew that she would be an easy score. The judge declared I'd salivate forever. She said to me she couldn't stand my tie. But who'd have thought she'd blast off in my Edsel. I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.