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All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
Marvel at your latex balls and latex hog
My polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
You're the perfect girl's accessory 
Dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see
Girl's with sassy pouts and perky glee 
Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
My polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left an ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
My polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
So shiny
Polyester boy 
he's my polyester boy 
Shiniest in all the world
he's my polyester boy 
Shiniest in all the world
he's my polyester boy 
Shiniest in all the world

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