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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just Drake you for my own 
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Maye 
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the Rodgers 
 
Who just tore his achillies
I dont need to hear him bitching
 
about dr faucis face
Hacketts calls wont make me happy
 
With a screen on 4th & 8
I just want Drake for my own 
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Maye 
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow, and I
I just wanna keep refreshing 
 
Tankanthon for standings (ohhh)
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
 
I won't even say on twitter
that this team sucks donkey dick
 
'Cause I just want a real qb
Holding on that ball so tight 
What more can I do
Oh, Drakey all I want for Christmas is you 
Ohhh the Jets are losing
 
So right now its our year
And the sound of children's
Crying fills the air 
And everyone is singing
I hear those Draft bells ringing 
Douglas won't you bring me 
The one I really need
Won't you please bring my Drakey to me quickly 
I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my Drake Maye 
Standing right next to Goodell 
I just want Drake for my own 
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Drakey all I want for Christmas is you 
All I want for Christmas is you, baby

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