Used Up Towel

Song parody of Rearview Town by Jason Aldean


Wipe the footprints off my dash
 
Tore a piece off ain't gettin' it back
Threw it in the wind, I just had to laugh
It's outta here
 
 
I took a little shower out in the rain
Reached for the one with that stain
Nothing left to dry this mane
I watched it disappear
It ain't nothin' but a used up towel
 
 
Still using it don't know how
Never part of the laundry pile
Never saw the need to clean it
It ain't nothin' what it used to be
 
It's all tattered- naturally
I really gotta throw it out now
Ain't nothin' but a used up towel
I could tough it out, I'm going to
A cloth that old must be reused
 
 
 
 
 
So much dirt and gunk and mildew
It's so damn far from being new
It ain't nothin' but a used up towel
 
 
Still using it don't know how
Couldn't get anymore defiled
Never thought I'd ever leave it
It ain't nothin' what it used to be
 
 
It's all tattered- naturally
The thing's all brown for cryin' out loud
Ain't nothin' but a used up towel
It ain't nothin' but yesterday
It's just circling the drain
Ain't nothin' left to say
It ain't nothin' what it used to be
 
 
It's all tattered- naturally
I really gotta throw it out now
Ain't nothin' but a used up towel
 
Ain't nothin' but a used up towel

Written by Jeffrey Powell

Submitted by: JokerGem on December 15, 2022

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