What the *$@# Did You Say by Cledus T. Judd

What the *$@# Did You Say

by Cledus T. Judd

Barry Poole (born December 18, 1964, in Cartersville, Georgia) is an American country music artist who records under the name Cledus T. Judd. Known primarily for his parodies of popular country music songs, he has been called the "Weird Al" Yankovic of country music, and his albums are usually an equal mix of original comedy songs and parodies. Judd has released nine studio albums and two EPs, and several of their singles have entered the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts. His highest chart peak is the No. 48 "I Love NASCAR", a parody of Toby Keith's 2003 single "I Love This Bar”. Poole graduated from Cass High School in Cartersville, Georgia in 1982.

You see I'm always talkin'
When I should be drivin'
But everybody does it these days

You say I'm gettin' cancer
Every time I answer
Yeah, whatever you say

Wish I could change my service
Should have never signed up
Heck it never works anyway

The signal's always breakin'
I can't hear nothin'
Hey, what did you say?

I know you can't hear me
There ain't no use in listenin'
I can't tell what you're sayin'
All I hear is hissin'

Yeah, the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?

I ought to get a beeper
It be a whole lot cheaper
Just throw this cell phone in the lake

I'd really love to call you
But even when I get through
It's always what did you say?

Can anybody hear me?
Or am I just wastin' minutes?
I'm in 1500
750 was my limit

Hey, I gotta go
I can't hear you anyway
I'm on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?

Oh, the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone
What the *$@# did you say?

Written by: EDWARD MONROE HILL, TONY MARTIN

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