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Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
I can't really be this dumb
Playing a game of noughts and crosses I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
I'm really not having much fun
I need to keep my head in check
I will become an asset
Itching to edify this life of mine
So I grab the yellow pages
Just to find a bloke to fix this
Ugly, ripped up billboard
Pinned onto city bricks
I said you won't ever find a face
As pretty or poised as this
No this isn't an ego trip
I just lost a game of noughts and crosses
Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
I can't really be this dumb
Playing a game of noughts and crosses I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
I'm really not having much fun
I need to keep my head in check
I will become an asset
Itching to edify this life of mine
So I rent out Wembley Stadium
I assure you I can afford it
Host a one off party
Nile Rodgers on the guest list
My name is to be chanted
Oh the utter bliss
No this isn't an ego trip
I just lost a game of noughts and crosses
Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
Playing a game of noughts and crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing
Playing a
Game of
Noughts and
Crosses
I'm the one who keeps on
I'm the one who keeps on
I'm the one who keeps on
Keeps on losing.

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