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She wears her hair in a ponytail
And her nails are manicured
I'll be there for her until
My loneliness is cured
Her friends all say that I'm a fairy
She got tattoos like Sailor Jerry
She's a punk rock queen
Her favourite bar is BSC

Intelligent, irreverent, she's got me in a whirl
The saddest part about it is that

She's not my girl
But I want her to be
But I want her to be
But I want her
You're not my girl but
Baby, I want you to be

Now she's getting dolled up
To attract some other guy
She looked so good at Sneaky Dee's
You know we skipped the line
I couldn't beat the guys away
With a metal bat
This one douchebag approached us
And offered her his hat

I can't discern reality from the fiction of our love
The saddest part about it is that
She's not my fucking girlfriend

But I want her to be
But I want her to be
But I want her
You're not my girl but
Baby, I want you to be

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