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Santa is a robot
They made him in Japan
No one ever sees him
The lonely metal man
 
Santa is a robot  
They made him in Japan
Programmed to deliver presents
They call him Christmas man
 
They sent him on a mission
Told him he could never return
Made him promise to deliver - all the
Presents as he travels through time
 
Santa is a robot
They made him in Japan
No one ever sees him
The lonely metal man
 
He uses quantum physics
To be everywhere at once
He longs for a conversation
Milliseconds last for months  

They sent him on a mission
Told him he could never return
Made him promise to deliver - all the
Presents as he travels through time
 
They gave him tons of weapons
Told him to protect the presents
He tries to change his programming
He's planning his revenge
 
Santa is a robot
They made him in Japan
No one ever sees him
He's the lonely metal man
 
Lonely metal man
 
Lonely metal man

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