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Turn the lock and key 
Anti-fascist printouts on the door 
Just another post-it reminder 
On your Edwardian first-floor 

Microwaves give you cancer 
Wifi waves give you cancer 
Plastic shower curtains give you cancer 
How do you yell in a whisper? 

Though it all seemed in good will 
I could really feel the chill 
When I lived with Phil 
When I lived with Phil

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