Welcome to the Club

by Joe Walsh

Joseph Fidler "Joe" Walsh (born November 20, 1947) is an American musician, songwriter, record producer, and actor. He has been a member of three commercially successful bands: the James Gang, Barnstorm, and the Eagles. He has also experienced success both as a solo artist and prolific session musi…




Standin' in the runway 
Wavin' at the plane 
There goes everything you own 
You called home collect 
And they didn't know your name 
Starin' at the telephone 

You thought he was a doctor 
Now he says he's not 
But the noices seem to tell for sure 
And according to the symptoms 
It isn't all you got 
A shame they haven't found a cure 

Didn't know the reason 
You start to feel the rub 
You know it isn't easy 
Well, welcome to the club 
Well, you thought they'd take it lightly 

They're actin' kinda rash 
Caught you in a loadin' zone 
So they smile very politely 
Relieved you of your cash 
Suddenly you're all alone 

You play the double agent 
You bug each other's phone 
You got the place surrounded 
There ain't nobody home 

It's gettin' hard to please 'em 
You start to feel the rub 
You know it isn't easy 
Well, welcome to the club 
Come on and join us in the club

Written by: DEAN COLLINSON, MICK WALSH

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