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and an eye-patch?
Names!
For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.

I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.
I love it. I'm
cheating whore,
Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
If your an Asian comic just get up and say,
"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent."
And it's that Jerry Seinfeld on TV?

I think I'm going crazy
'Cause I could swear you told me hours ago
You hated sitcoms and stand-up comedy

I just don't
you're a daydream, stay a while

I pray that I can learn to be funny
I'm watching every stand-up comedy
Just hoping that it'll rub off on me
So you'll
eingeladen, Farmville, Bauernhof
Stand-Up-Comedy, 90s, Kindheit
Deine Meinung passt mir nicht, fuck you, dislike
Fitness, no pain no gain, Prototyp
Sixpack,
up, this is comedy
The DNA lottery may have left you smart
But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart
I can stand up for hope, faith, love
up, this is comedy
The DNA lottery may have left you smart
But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart
I can stand up for hope, faith, love
we still the bombay
Yo a stand up muthafucka, Yeah that's comedy
You wanna be the one that's a long line of wannabes
Cultural significance just doing
this comedy music?
[Jeff:] You're right, I'm too heavy to be in this group.
[Bad Conscience:] Comedy music...
[Good Conscience:] Jeff, YOUR SOUL!
to wait!

Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!

Something erratic,
Something
Real niggas, stand up (stand up)
Real niggas, stand up (stand up)
Real niggas, stand up (stand up)
Real niggas, stand up
Heard you caught them
dark dark d-dark comedy

Cause rappers ruin the punchline
Like stand up club hecklers doing the punchline
Cause I'll tweet on Sunday morning like
A giant comedy, with museums, and movies with Hedi
The routines of the young millionaires

I will stand on the hill, apolitical still
In the name
down (fake bitch)
Throw a bottle at ya, shut a nigga mouth (break shit)
Come and follow me, stand up on the couch (shake shit)
Let us wallow, niggas
Oh my God! I'm feeling crazy man
What could it be?
As I walk into this place everyone's staring at me
Somehow I feel I've got a fucked up disease
batting again

Mama, I'm sorry
I didn't mean to cause you pain
Everything's okay now
And today's a better day

(Stand up, stand up)
So stand up
(Bad boy, bad boy)
Bad boy, bad boy
(Bad boy) bad boy
(Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy)

Too much bad boy comedy
In the cities community
Too
Ey, get up, stand up, stand up for your rights! 
Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight!
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights!
Get up
Good mornin
Haha, wake your mother fuckin arses up
Yo what is the what?
Well come on then, you know what time it is
Stop sleepin on my roof bitch
The make-up men
(The fake-up men)
Yeah, the rake-up men
(Especially Herbie Cohen, yeah...)
They're all gonna rise up
They're gonna jump up
I said jump up
to fuck up my day
But I ain't even worried about your bitch asses
And it's quite the optic, hard to take your eyes off it
They make the sky toxic
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up

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