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Sitting on a toilet
Yeah I'm sitting on a toilet
I'm sitting on a toilet
Taking a shit
On a toilet

I really gotta go
My ass is boutta blow
Gonna
I thought about this track while sitting on the toilet this one evening
Made a cup of coffee
For your head
Sitting on the toilet
It's the same old shit
Made a cup of coffee
For your head
Sitting on the toilet
It's
You found me on the bathroom floor
Sitting by the toilet
Puking out my guts
Oh, oh
You came to sit beside me
You're gonna pull my hair back
And then
Spend my days in this dirty stall like another stain on the bathroom wall
Sitting on the toilet used to make me tall but now I feel like a stain
Afraid to lose control
I´m sitting by the toilet
Don't give a * about my health
I´m drawing red with silver
To punish myself
But this is not an option
All the little children, can you see them?
Yes, they are all sleeping
Professor Yaffle spoils your fun
Sunday's always boring, boring
Sitting
I'm sitting on the toilet with my sunglasses on
Wondering  what you are up to 
This hotel's got bathroom telephones
But I don't want to interrupt
Sitting on the toilet and I've forgotten my phone
Sitting on the toilet I've never been so alone
Thinking of the things that I could be scrolling
been?'
Sitting on the toilet
Listening to Ween

That's right
Fun's over

What's the point of all these TVs?
37 channels, nothing but bees
People say 'Jack
I was sitting on the toilet for some personal poopin' time
Take a little dookie on the sly on the company dime
Got my balls unglued last night
And my
yeah)
Sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet, I'm the king of this shit, I'm the king of
This shit
Met a dude on WhatsApp, met a dude on WhatsApp,
destined to do this again
Off center, possessed by a ghost, looking with lust toward the west coast
Sitting on the toilet, looking down, shaking, thinking
Um, ugu 
Yeah, yeah 
Yeah 
Yo 
 
I'm sitting on a toilet 
I had to take a doody 
When the doody hit a water 
The water hit my booty 
 
I'm sitting
sitting room toilet ati kitchen
Shey ma my place or your place
Where the location dey
Cos I no dey available Friday to Sunday
And today na Thursday what's
Fuck staying relevant x2

[Verse 1 - Rejjie Albert]
Call it what you wanna call it 
I wrote this one while sitting on the toilet
Blowing L's 
Bumpin
my will to live
Sitting on the toilet
My life has gone to shit
[pun intended]

And I'm still in pain
Am I truly to blame
My ass feels like a void
You know when you're sitting on the toilet
You just took a shit
And you realize there's no toilet paper on the roll
And then you realize that there
Losing feeling in my legs sitting on the toilet
Wild Bill dumping out and I got a full clip
Yeah, knock you out with the smell of my shit

I thought I just
know, while I was sitting on the toilet last night, I thought up this little ditty
And I thought you guys, like, might like to play it for me
But
I'm sitting here
All alone
On a toilet in school

I'm sitting here
All alone
On a toilet in school
Here I sit and hesitate...
Shall I shit
through the night
Sitting and crying on the toilet seat
This is a funny place to meet
Oh, won't you look me in the eyes
I wanna see green and blue skies
place I know I don't want to be
I don't want to die sitting on the toilet
When I die, die, die, die
When I die, die, die, die
Don't want to die, sitting
a day 
He's sitting on the toilet 
Just picture him doing that 
And it'll all seem so absurd 

Donald Trump poops 
Kim Jong-un poops 
Heck even the pope

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