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of Everclear Have a slushy mushy Christmas You're a bagel with a schmear Have a slushy mushy Christmas And a gushy brand new year I hope you have a present
fuct, pap schmear's are fuct, Pabst beer's not fuct You're fuct You're fuct You're fuct You too Your face is fuct you fucking jew Go tie your shoe
canck up on your schmears (all over your schmears) Your cliver will start to quiver When I grab your slinky noo-putts by the veera (Oh!) open your
out in Jackson Hole, now make it light We want a New York City breakfast, bagel schmear with lox We want Virginia ham, Wisconsin cheese, in our lunch
Gimme coffee Eggs scrambled or over easy Gimme breakfast burritos A bagel and a schmear of cream cheese Gimme bacon Gimme bacon Gimme bacon Gimme bacon
Has your soul been led astray? There's a sadness in your eyes And yet this hatred you schmear Is a burden you choose to reprise Lionize Galvanize That's
the new year cnother time, at Thanksgiving With turkeys, latkes, lox and schmear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Buying lots gifts to give cnd wrapping them in blue
Jeez, on your knees, just examinin' the spear with the schmear, uh Alvi louder, can you hear, uh Hey, ma, what you doin' over there? Out of fear, so I
Let's make a stop at every Starbucks Let's complain about how service is slow One more problem One more Schmear Racing Rats are more sincere One
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